Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Very Short Stories

Medicine Is Useless

“Remember to take every one of these, even if you start to feel better.”

“Oh, I like to keep some around for if I get sick later.”

“No, you have to take them all or your sickness may return.”

“Really? It never has before. I've got a whole bunch of antibiotics in my kitchen.”

“Well, you seriously should take every one. I've prescribed the number you need. There aren't any extras.”

“Oh...Okay. I understand.”

“You're not going to take them all are you?”

“I might.”

“Listen, these are powerful antibiotics. It would be irresponsible for me to give you any more or any less than you need. You need all 18 of these pills. I'm not lying to you.”

“Yeah, sure, doc, I trust you.”

“Will you take them all?”

“Alright, if it means that much to you. I'll do it.”

“This is why I got into medicine.”


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Don't Go in the Bathroom

Once he'd heard crying in the bathroom at the far end of the hall. Not regular kid crying either. Grown-up crying. Maybe even a teacher. He didn't go inside that day. He did not want to face anything that could make a teacher cry. So he held it and went out with the rest of the class for recess. His mother brought a change of clothes that afternoon.


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Confused Ambition

Growing up, I wanted to read. I never wanted to take tap. This conflict wasn't a problem for my mother. “We all want this or that, but where we is is where we at,” she'd say. “We gonna get you some culture. You gonna be somebody.”


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Madness from a Cold Awakening

The garage is cold. The fire must be burned out. Thank god, these covers are warm...ish. Moving them is certainly out of the question. Maybe father will come tend to the fire soon. Not impossible, but the house-filling roar of his snoring signals the chances of that happening. Perhaps brother? No, he's at the colder end of the house. He's locked in. The sun will be long up before he makes a move. That's hours away. This house will freeze if something isn't done. Time to ponder a dangerous mission. How can it be done? Wrapping up in the blankets...a cocoon of protection? The cold concrete floor awaits. Its chill longing to suck the life from a bare foot. No slippers. Where are the socks from yesterday? Could be anywhere. No light accessible from this bed. Options are running out. Sleep? Yes... not bad. Forget it all and sleep. Awake with the bright, warm dawn. Socks won't hide in the morning light. Sleep. But, wait! Sleep is the enemy! The long sleep. The deep, dark sleep. This sleep must be avoided. Drifting away with the cold may be a one way trip. No. Something must be done. This calls for... Bravery. Resolve and Bravery. And Quickness. For it must be done. It shall be done. The fire will, once again, come bursting to life. This house needs it and loyalty demands it. No time to waste now. The choice is made. On with it.

...Oh, shit...cold floor, cold floor, cold floor...

Monday, July 13, 2009

The Short Day

People thought of them as short days, though, technically speaking they were just as long as any other. But the day before a holiday always seemed to hold a little less pressure to spend the day strictly working. Management, of course, was well aware and had made the decision that putting a stop to it was more trouble than it was worth. And even a manager enjoys some quiet once in a while.

Lots of people take vacation time the day before a holiday, but not Lucy. She would save her vacation for a regular day, thank you. There were plenty of people in the office she enjoyed talking to, and if she could get paid to come in and hang out with her friends, she wasn't about to miss out on it.

On a normal day Lucy would come in a little late, and having had no coffee or breakfast at home, immediately go to the deli cart in the building's lobby. She'd order a bagel and a large, proudly brewed starbucks coffee and chat for a few minutes with the cart's regular attendant, Carlos. Then she'd go upstairs and eat while she checked her email. She would work steadily until lunch, grab a quick bite with a friend or more often sit at her desk with a salad. She'd leave a few minutes early, always with an excuse ready were a member of management to spot her.

Short days were different, though. On short days she's come in early so she and her friends, Janice and Luke, could take a walk to the local coffee shop a block and a half from the building. There they'd sit and relax, and usually talk about work or, at least, about their coworkers. After a half-hour or so, they'd decide it was time to go back to the office, do a little something and wait for lunchtime to come around.

Lunch on a short day was a group trip to a restaurant and micro-brewery several blocks from the building. It was an extra long lunch that almost always involved a beer but almost never two. If no one beat her to it, Lucy would suggest taking the rest of the afternoon off and having a few more rounds. Everyone always agreed that this would be a great idea and that this was the perfect day to do just that, but soon thereafter someone, sometimes Lucy herself, would check his or her watch and announce that it was probably time to be getting back, and back they'd go.

Most people returned from lunch with every intention of making up for time lost slacking off in the morning. Lucy was no different. Everyone rushed into their cubes or offices, sat down at their desks and began to reacquaint themselves with the tasks they needed to get done. This generally lasted an hour, maybe two, but a craving for a diet coke or something sweet from the vending machine would eventually pull them away to the break room where they'd run into a friend, a coworker or a particularly interesting posting on the bulletin board. This signaled the end of work for the day.

People began to slip out about twenty or thirty minutes early on a short day, but not Lucy. She was the last to leave. She'd stay and say goodbye to everyone and wish them a happy holiday. After everyone had gone, she'd sit at her desk, maybe read and reply to an email or two, maybe surf the web a little for handbags or a new book to read. Finally she'd shut down her computer, gather her things, and, after taking a quick tour of the empty cube farm, wander toward the elevator, go down to her car and drive home.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

One Day This Stuff Happened

There was a book by the bed. He'd been reading it the night before. He picked it up now, surprised to find his bookmark nearly to the end. He did not remember a word. This did not surprise him.

Breakfast turned out to be a problem. At some point during the night, or perhaps the previous evening, he had poured a glass of milk and had neglected to put the milk back in the refrigerator, had, in fact, neglected to close the carton. He looked through the cabinets and through the refrigerator, but as expected the only food he found was cereal. Grape Nuts. He would not eat cereal with water.

He assumed, with good reason, that the shower was disgusting. This is why he always removed his glasses before pulling back the curtain.

It was an unexpected fortune to find he had clean socks. The right one, the one that ended up on his right foot, had a small hole near the big toe. With little trouble he could work his toe in line with the hole. He felt sure he could break through by mid morning.

The gray woman next to him would not stop smiling at the baby girl, asleep in her mother's arms, sitting in the seat in front of them. "Some god's miracle," she said and glanced at him. The bus was crowded. Standing room only. He'd taken the last seat. He wondered briefly how old the woman was, and then he wondered which one of them, the woman, the baby or himself, had created the odor surrounding them. He smiled a small smile, then turned to look at the child. There was something about her. He doubted it was miraculous, but he decided to pretend it could be, at least until the bus reached his stop.

As usual Molly was cheery. She stood in front of the brewing coffeemaker, humming. At regular, and short, intervals she bent down to check the coffee's progress. Each time she raised up from the inspection her enormous breasts bounced and jostled causing her silken blouse to rustle as if waves of perkiness were emanating from her breasts and reverberating through it and finally filling the entire break room. He did not hate her, but he did not enjoy being near her. Coffee could wait.

Work was straight-forward. Information flowed in. He reviewed it. He made additions. He corrected the most obvious mistakes. Information flowed out. At one time it had been part of his job to decide where to direct the information once he was finished with it. Software handled that now.

When Karl found him he was sitting at the small table in the break room eating Oreos and drinking a cup of coffee. Karl sat next to him and in a hushed and hurried tone told him of an email Regina had seen on the printer. The email had been sent to Curtis from Brenda. In it Brenda said she was coming by on Thursday and had some "office-wide issues" to discuss. She needed to discuss these issues in person.

For the most part his desk was empty of personal items, but he did have one toy. A small bit of corporate swag he had won as a door prize during the office holiday party two years before. It was plastic shaped into the form of a fortune cookie like those that come with the bill in a Chinese restaurant. The cookie was opened by pulling either end apart to reveal a small liquid crystal screen. A fortune then scrolled across the screen. He could see its small battery through the translucent plastic. There was no way to replace the battery. He opened it. It said, "You are friendly and outgoing."

At 11:34 he managed to force his toe through the hole. He felt the sock rip. It was satisfying.

He took a late lunch to make the afternoon shorter. He ate lunch alone. A Subway sandwich in a small park. On a nearby bench a homeless man slept. A passing jogger's dog sniffed at him and seemed to approve. Two benches down, as far from the sleeping homeless man as possible, sat a couple of middle-aged women. The chubby brunette was telling the enormous blonde about troubles with her son, Jesse. Jesse would not come home when he was supposed to. Jesse kept seeing that girl with the accent. Jesse burned "nose picker" into the assistant principal's front lawn.

Information in. Information out. He thought he could probably make a fortune selling the various identifying information that flowed past him each day. He did not know how to do this, but he felt sure he could learn how on the web. He kept this idea in the back pocket of his mind just in case he ever needed it. Plan B.

The elderly asian man behind the counter grunted at him as he walked in. It was a greeting and not an unfriendly one. The man was short and scrawny. He looked as though he could kill if the need arose and leave the body where it fell until he was sure not to miss any sales while he hauled it into the back room. There had been many evenings when he had seen the man in fierce, and very loud, verbal combat with an elderly asian woman, presumably, his wife. That, and his apparent ownership of this market, summed up his knowledge of the man. He bought beer, milk and pork rinds. He was unsure about the rules for carrying beer onto a city bus. He chose paper over plastic.

Other than the driver, he was the only person on the bus. He thought he remembered the same thing happening once before, but he could not be sure. He sat in the middle section and looked out the window. When a woman got on several blocks later and struck up a conversation with the driver, he turned his head to face the front.

He ate cereal and pork rinds in front to the television. One of his favorite programs was on. He laughed in all the right places. He flipped over to one of the religion channels during the commercials. It was showing a movie about the things people would be doing after the rapture. He considered calling the number at the bottom of the screen to see how long it would take before he was solicited for donations. He decided against it. He did not drink any beer.

His bed was unmade. He climbed in and adjusted the several sheets and blankets. He picked up the book from the night stand, then put it back down. He stared at the ceiling until he went to sleep. He dreamed he lived on a farm in California with a group of social scientists and a talking goose. He dreamed he was watching a movie in which Robin Hood was Batman's sidekick and kept stealing paintings from Wayne Manor to give to the poor. He dreamed he was having sex with his cousin, Linda. He dreamed he could fly.

First Post

This is a place I plan to post some things I've written and more I hope to write. It will be mostly fiction, but there could be a poem or an essay or a rant from time to time.

I apologize in advance for the spelling.